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Wednesday, November 19, 2003

Ladies and Gentlemen, place your bets 

As Choire tries to raise the bail money (although I'm a might confused as to why he's doing this) I shall be waiting with bated breath for the inevitable next step, now that an arrest warrant has been issued for Michael Jackson. Because frankly, we were quite disappointed in the last major celebrity apprehensions. Robert Blake? Tepid. OJ? Talk about a letdown. Watching Larry King Live or whatever station that had it on, wondering why the hell the chase was so freaking slow and dammit, why there was no fiery crash to end the scene. So do us a big favor, Jacko--deliver the goods. Give us the car chase we've been weaned on from action movies in our childhood. Hell, throw in a tossed apple cart or two, while you're at it. Don't disappoint, now.

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