Thursday, November 20, 2003

Daily Trash 

Billy Crudup is one cold, cold dude. Dumping his nearly 8-months-pregnant girlfriend, Mary-Louise Parker, to go shack up with Claire Danes (who also dumped longtime bf Ben Lee)? Ay yi yi, not cool at all.

As Jon Stewart pointed out last night on the Daily Show, Paris Hilton is devastated about the release of The Tape. "It's too embarrassing. I don't want to go out anymore. I don't want to party. This has really made me think about changes I want to make." We've done a bad bad thing, folks, in ensuring that sweet young things like Miz Hilton will no longer be gracing the clubs, knocking back shots, or dancing on chairs. That's just appalling. Who's going to pick up the slack now?

Rush Limbaugh is in deep doo-doo. It's one thing to be a pill popping junkie but money laundering? Sorry, but 30-40 withdrawals of just under 10 grand in a short period of time doesn't tell a pretty tale.

And I wasn't going to say anything about Michael Jackson, but evidently the rumor going around is that the cops were looking for tapes. The kind that people won't be gleefully rushing to download from the Internet (in other words, Paris, people will forget, eventually.)

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