Friday, October 03, 2003

Hix Nix Books by Blix? 

The long-suffering U.N. arms inspector finds a soothing balm for his woes: a book deal. Pantheon in the US, Bloomsbury in the UK, both for next spring.

In other news, Geraldo has decided to turn the search for WMDs into a 2 hour primetime special scheduled for November Sweeps. His sources tell him with absolute certainty that the WMDs are located not in Iraq, as has been widely speculated, but in Al Capone's vault.

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